Are we there yet? Can I borrow some money?
That’s the last hill! Tidal Wave!
Have you seen my Blackberry?
I could not see the seat!
Have you seen my cell phone? On your Left, Right and Middle!
Which way to Arkansas? I’m selling my bike for $5.00!
We have a 2 hour window before the storms hit! It’s like a sauna in here!
Are you sure you’re awake? I need a nap!
I wonder if the next town has AC? Isn’t that a little X-rated!
That’s tradition! What was your average speed today?
Where can we get some more catfish? The path is always higher on the other side!
I just rode off the road! Have you seen my wallet?
Hey OU, you lost your S back there! Where’s Waldo?
Downshift NOW!!! Spaghetti again!
I’m not paying for all the gas! Follow FW not DJ!
Who was that snoring last night? Where are the naked ladies!
Think I will start my own club! No shoes Johnson is batting!
I left my soap and shampoo at the last stop! Come on, we have enough room!
Is there a Wal-Mart here? There were 4 or 5 guys on Joanne’s bike!
I’m sick of pancakes and sausage! Wrong Way!
My computer quit working! See you all next year!